Friday, January 13, 2012

YEEEE-HAW! It's a high-speed chase, and the police are right on my tail--thank god, I'm in a __________?

YEEEE-HAW! It's a high-speed chase, and the police are right on my tail--thank god, I'm in a little red wagon some little girl is pulling. Dammit! The police finally catch me when they tell the little girl to back away from her wagon as they kick it over and I fall on my gun and it fires. I die on the scene from self-inflicted gun wounds because I didn't have the safety on the loaded gun. It was poor planning on my part. Six others were rushed to the hospital in serious condition due to complications with the wagon tipping. The little girl sues the city for damages to her red wagon from the tipping.

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