Are Americans’ Human Rights Being Denied?

The wild haggis cannot be kept in captivity very well and I have it on good authority that the Common Scottish Haggis, released into the wild by Scottish immigrants, was hunted to extinction by the americans, along with the Penger Pigeon and then had to be renamed The Most Uncommon Scottish Haggis. Please, I beg you, send no more of these delightful little creatures to america, where they will only be exterminated in the most barbaric, inhuman and inhumane fashion. Sod the americans I say, the american Bison was also hunted, almost to extinction and the thought of the Most Uncommon Scottish Haggis, cowering in fear, as some murderous mountain of flesh and blubber comes at it with a huge spiked club to dispatch it to that great Haggis moorland in the sky, gives me nightmares.